Author Archives: Pete Cummings

LAST SHOT AT THE KSLX WORKFORCE PAYROLL COMING AT 5PM!!

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Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org KSLX Faithful, your LAST CHANCE at getting on the KSLX Workforce Payroll today is coming up at 5PM!  Don’t miss your chance to stop the seemingly interminable run belonging to Susie Loftus of Phoenix who currently is sitting pretty at 12 STRAIGHT HOURS on the payroll!!!!!  She is $1200 richer & possibly more if the 5PM ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – DRUNK, IN JAIL & STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE, SON

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Photo Credit – www.flickr.com You’ve heard of the saying “Quit While You’re Ahead”?  “Quit While You’re Behind” also rightfully exists.  Jonathan Ranieri of Allentown, Pennsylvania could’ve really used this piece of advice before showing up drunk to work earlier this week at 5PM.  He was confronted then left his place of employment.  The article doesn’t say where he works but ... Read More »

NEXT NAME IN THE KSLX WORKFORCE PAYROLL COMIN’ @ 4PM!!

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Photo Credit – publicdomainpictures.net Another name is getting drawn at 4pM for the KSLX Workforce Payroll.  If that person can call 602 260 1007 within 10 minutes of me announcing their name on the air, they’ll get ON the KSLX Workforce Payroll at $100/hour until someone else knocks ’em out!  OR….will Susie of Phoenix CONTINUE her unabated run as our ... Read More »

THE KSLX WORKFORCE PAYROLL JUST MADE OUR FIRST “THOUSAND-AIRE”!

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Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org It’s official!  Susie Loftus of Phoenix has scored a cool $1000 for staying on the KSLX Workforce Payroll for 10 HOURS!!  Don’t the REST of you like FREE MONEY??  Will someone dethrone Susie at 3PM?  WILL IT BE YOU???  Fill out an application here at kslx.com by clicking on the KSLX Workforce Payroll banner on the ... Read More »

KSLX JUST HIRED A NEW EMPLOYEE!!!! KSLX WORKFORCE PAYROLL IS SHELLIN’ IT OUT!!

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Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org Looky looky!!  Got ourselves a brand new employee here at KSLX!  SUSIE LOFTUS of Phoenix is NOW ON THE PAYROLL until 4PM!  Will she keep collecting or will the person whose name is called at 4pm knock her off?  Will it be you?  Get your chance by filling out the application here at kslx.com!   Good ... Read More »

YOU GOTSTA GET PAID!! KSLX WORKFORCE PAYROLL IS ON THE AIR!!!!!

Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org KSLX IS HIRING!!  Wanna score $100 an hour?  Get yourself on the KSLX Workforce Payroll by singing up here @ kslx.com!  Click on the Workforce banner on our homepage & fill out an application.  If you hear one of us call YOUR name out on the air at the top of an hour from 8am – ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – WOUND FOR SOUND

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Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org Let’s face it almost no one wants to be left alone with nothing but their own thoughts to accompany them on a long drive.  But one must be prudent about what lengths one goes to when attempting to remedy the situation in their car.  Arranging to have a car radio installed at a professional shop is ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – NEWS FLASH: HOLLYWOOD STILL OUT OF FRESH IDEAS

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Photo Credit – youtube.com As you’d expect, Hollywood continues to beat the dead horse known as “the remake”.  The latest movies being threatened to be re-made are “White Men Can’t Jump” starring L.A. Clipper Blake Griffin and a “Space Jam” remake starring LeBron James.  Really, Hollywood?????  REALLY???????  The only film we want to see you remake is “Caligula”.  Get on ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – ENTITLED IS AS ENTITLED DOES

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Photo Credit – wikipedia.org As a musician, it rankles me greatly whenever I hear some club owner, promoter or event coordinator attempt to hire one of my bands with the non-existent “It’ll be great exposure for your band'” carrot.  It, in fact NEVER is great exposure for your band and if anything, shows you’ll believe anything & have no backbone. ... Read More »

100 TICKETS IN 100 MINUTES FOR THE CHICAGO/DOOBIE BROTHERS SHOW GOING OUT STARTING AT 3PM!

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Photo Credits – commons.wikimedia.org That’s right, KSLX Faithful!  Starting in less than an hour I begin heavin’ out 100 Tickets in 100 Minutes for the Chicago/Doobie Brothers show at Ak-Chin Pavilion Thursday, August 24th!  Keep dialing frantically & hopefully you’ll get through to get yours!   Good luck! -Pete Read More »