Author Archives: Pete Cummings

SLASH PULLS THE ROCKSTAR MANEUVER – TRADES UP & GETS MATCHING TATTOOS

SLASHTOO

Slash filed for divorce from wife of 13 years Perla Ferrar for the second time in four years last month. But this time it looks as though the break-up is for good. According to TMZ, the Guns N’ Roses guitarist is now dating Meegan Hodges, and the pair are already so serious, they decided to get matching tattoos. Earlier this ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – HOLD MY BEER & WATCH THIS!

420JUMP

A conman was caught out by an online viral video after making a false £17,000 insurance claim that he suffered a horror injury in flash flooding. Stephen Robinson, 30, told Newcastle City Council he broke his ankle when a drain collapsed as he walked through water on a road near his home. The local authority passed the case to its ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – JUST LIKE WESLEY SNIPES SAID: “ALWAYS BET ON BLACK.”

ROULETTE

Two budget shop workers who tried to stretch the day’s takings by gambling it on a roulette table resigned on the spot after losing the lot. “Grossly stupid” duo Kieron Trott, 19, and Christopher Cameron, 48, were supposed to bank the £3,380 taken by the Poundstretcher branch in Pallion Retail Park, in Sunderland, that day, but decided they wanted to ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – QUIT EXERCISING YOUR RIGHTS, CITIZEN!

420NYC

She saw something. She said something. And then she got arrested. A 67-year-old woman who lives in Castle Hill Houses in the Bronx will file a federal lawsuit on Friday, slamming the NYPD for busting her for calling 311 too much. Arles Cepeda called the city hotline 44 times during a stretch of 15 months — and she phoned 911 ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – STFU, RICH BOY. YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF TOUCH.

DOUCHE

^DOUCHE NOZZLE^ A U.S. billionaire who made his fortune betting against sub-prime mortgage securities has told Americans to lower their expectations so they have ‘less things’ in life. Jeff Greene made his remarks after flying into Switzerland on a private jet with his 19-year younger wife, Mei Sze, children and two nannies. The businessman, 60, who is worth around $3billion ... Read More »

EVER SEE THE REJECTED ALBUM ARTWORK FOR VAN HALEN’S 1st ALBUM? YOU’D REJECT IT, TOO

VH0

In early 1978, Van Halen released their now-legendary debut album. While its artwork — the four individual photos with the band’s logo in the center — are now almost as recognizable as their hit songs, if they hadn’t gone toe-to-toe with Warner Bros. Records, the album’s cover, the group’s logo and, most importantly, their image, would have been much different ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – MINIMUM SECURITY IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT

CON420

OKFUSKEE COUNTY, Oklahoma – The most recent escapee from the John Lilley Correctional Center in Boley has been recaptured.Since December 2014, six inmates have escaped from the prison. The latest escape was Monday afternoon when Jimmy Fields, 55, was reported missing at the 2:30 p.m. head count. Fields was in prison serving time for convictions out of Oklahoma County. Fields ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – I’M FEELING PRETTY SECURE

OTTOWA

OTTAWA—An Ottawa fire revealed that one of the federal government’s most secret installations had an “extreme vulnerability” as it was being constructed — a back gate secured by only a simple padlock. Ottawa fire crews responding to the blaze cut open the lock and swung open the gate to gain access to the new sprawling campus of Communications Security Establishment ... Read More »

TNT: THE ULTIMATE AC/DC TRIBUTE! SATURDAY NIGHT!!!

TNT

Come see my band!  TNT: The Ultimate Tribute To AC/DC!!  THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!!  Ovations Showroom inside Wild Horse Pass Hotel & Casino in Chandler, AZ.  8PM show.  No opener.  Tickets are $10 in advance.  AC/DC haven’t declared a Phoenix date yet & won’t be in the US until at least the Fall.  Come get your AC/DC fix this weekend! For ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – GUY IS TOO DUMB FOR HIS OWN GOOD, LOOKS LIKE FLEA

DOUGFAIL

A hapless crook glued paper hankies to his face in an attempt to hold up his local bookies where he had been a regular. Douglas Stewart also stuffed tissues inside his mouth to hide his accent and scrawled his robbery demands on the back of a letter from bosses banning him from the betting shop. Not surprisingly the 48-year-old’s plot ... Read More »