Author Archives: Pete Cummings

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – WORST RIDE-ALONG PROGRAM EVER

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Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org I am not here to pass moral judgement on you if you choose to ferry prostitutes around town like an X-rated Uber. We all do what we gotta do to make ends meet & sometimes that means getting other peoples’ rear ends to meet. But taking along your 7-year-old son for the ride WILL raise an ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – IN-GREASE-ENT PROPOSAL

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Photo Credit – Kalya Harrity Planning a romantic marriage proposal requires advance planning, creativity, perfect timing and if you’re Matthew Picca from Charlotte, NC, some of that sticky spray wide receivers use on their hands wouldn’t hurt either. Matt, his girlfriend, Kayla & her family were on vacation in Southport, NC and while dining out Saturday night, Matt led kayla ... Read More »

25th ANNIVERSARY OF STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN’S TRAGIC DEPARTURE

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  Photo Credits – ME! When I was just a 20-year-old punk in Vermont trying to become a better drummer & figure out what the hell I was going to do with my life, I was already playing drums in a power trio in my hometown of Brattleboro, Vermont. In 1989/1990 we were full-blown obsessed with the music Stevie Ray ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – 2 MORE FAST-TRACKED TO HELL

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Photo Credit – Alex E. Proimos from Wikipedia Ahhh, l’amour. When love is in the air, it’s tough to resist its’ allure. Although it’s recommended that you at least find 4 walls, a roof & a lockable door. But not 44-year-olds Thomas Robinson & Kia Dabney who opted for the front steps of a church in Newport News, VA just after ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – THAT KID BE TRIPPIN’

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Photo Credit – Alex E. Proimos from Wikipedia “Hey watch where you’re goin’!” Sage advice in an age of shorter attention spans & fatter children. So a chunky, clunky 12-year-old at an art exhibit in Taiwan loses his balance bumping into a platform in front of a painting and in an attempt to break his fall instinctively puts his hand out………and ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – BURGLAR WITH IDENTITY CRISIS

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Photo Credit – flickr.com/statefarm There’s nothing worse than a criminal with an identity crisis. Take Mary Smith from Madisonville, KY for example. She’d made up her mind to rob a house a few doors down from hers with the intent of grabbing prescription meds & cigarette filters. Then she was confronted with a moral dilemma: the stove was left on. ... Read More »

PETE ON THE ROAD THIS WEEKEND!

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\ Photo Credit – MNR Images Hey everyone!  I’ll be sitting in with Signal 15 TONIGHT @ Mi Familia at the Northeast corner of 67th Ave. & Happy Valley from 8:30-11:30PM! TOMORROW NIGHT – The PETE CUMMINGS BAND RETURNS TO LAKE PLEASANT!!!  We’ll be playing at The Waterfront on Pleasant Harbor Marina at Lake Pleasant. NO COVER! Great food, ice ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – RED ROVER, RED ROVER, SEND THE PAGANI ON OVER

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Photo Credit – Wikipedia.org Bodyguard Andy Danso did his best impression of a geriatric driving to a farmers’ market recently in Wembley, Great Britain. He mistook the accelerator for the brake when attempting to adjust his seat. He slammed into metal fence railings mere feet from an open gate. Now, this wouldn’t be so bad were he driving his own ... Read More »

POP TART BEER, ANYONE?

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Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org People are getting a lil’ loopy with combining foods & beer & liquor & flavors these days but I can’t say my curiosity isn’t piqued with the concept of a pop-tart beer. Apparently, I’m not the only one. 21st Amendment Brewing Co. out of San Francisco moved into an old Kellog facility in San Leandro that ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – NURSE SNATCH IT

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Photo Credit – Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office Even one of God’s commandments says you’re not supposed to covet thy neighbor’s bling…or something. I’m sure it also applies to your patients when you’re an assisted-living facility nurse. Someone needs to hip Candace McCray to this. Her patient, an elderly women, was recovering from surgery at a rehab facility when she ... Read More »