Pete Cummings

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – KING KONG-Un

JONG

Kim Jong-un, the North Korean dictator, has become so fat while in office that his ankles have fractured under his own weight, it was reported.  The 31-year-old had to undergo an operation after putting too much strain on his ankles during a gruelling round of official engagements, according to a Pyongyang source who spoke to South Korea’s Chosun Ilbo newspaper. ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL

WHITEHOUSE

  The man who jumped over the White House fence and sprinted through the main floor of the mansion could have gotten even farther had it not been for an off-duty Secret Service agent who was coincidentally in the house and leaving for the night. The agent who finally tackled Omar Gonzalez had been serving on the security detail for ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL

amysknife

Amy’s Baking Company founder Samy Bouzaglo — who appeared on “Kitchen Nightmares” — attacked someone with a knife outside his restaurant Saturday … and the footage is CRAZY! The person who shot the video says a drunk guy was eating at the Scottsdale restaurant when Samy’s wife Amy Bouzaglo became enraged and ordered him to leave — and he did. ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL

SALTICE

VIRGINIA BEACH — Have you heard of the salt and ice challenge? Lots of young people are taking it and getting permanently scarred. “The salt and ice together on the skin can cause a burn similar to frostbite. The burn can be so significant it can result in permanent damage, disfigurement, disability and possibly even a systemic infection,” explains Dr. ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL

MONDAY420

CORNELIUS, Ore. (KOIN 6) — A Beaverton man faces a charge of offensive littering, among others, after being arrested following a police chase in Cornelius Saturday morning. Kyler Martin allegedly sped away after his Cadillac was pulled over on traffic violations around 3 a.m. Saturday at S. 10th Avenue and Flax Plant Road. A Clackamas County deputy who pulled the ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL

WEDDING

A country club wedding in a Buffalo suburb devolved into an enormous melee that required police officers from seven different agencies to respond, the Buffalo News reports. Hours after the happy couple exchanged their vows, one witness told the newspaper, family members were screaming that they hated each other, punching holes in the walls, and splattering the dance floor with ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL

HEADBUTT

A baker has been prosecuted for head-butting a sausage roll machine in anger when it stopped working properly. Shane Thompson, 22, was working on the £27,000 computer-controlled machine when he lost his temper and head-butted the display screen. His attack created a crack measuring six inches by four inches in the display, Scarborough Magistrates heard today. Thompson’s bosses said it ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL

PIZZANUTS

SEPTEMBER 16—Angered that a customer called in a pizza order right before closing time, a Texas teenager allegedly rubbed his genitals on the patron’s pie as he prepared the takeout order, police allege. Brent Bradley told cops that when he arrived at Papa Murphy’s pizza in Georgetown, a city 25 miles north of Austin, he spotted worker Austin Michael Symonds ... Read More »

FOOD PORN IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

KITKAT

Food blogger and food porn king Nick of DudeFoods has followed up his epic Pig Mac and deep fried spaghetti dog creations with this contents-of-your-lunchbox-in-a-deep-fried-crumb speciality. The deep fried Kit Kat grilled cheese sandwich is what you get when you deep fry a couple of Kit Kats and then use them as the buns for your grilled cheese sandwich. Even ... Read More »