Pete Cummings

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – A LITTLE LESS THAN GODLY

LIVING GOD

US coppers appear to have arrested “living god ” and opener of hell holes EA Koetting on drugs and weapons charges Inspector Knacker of the Washington County Drug Task Force stopped a man called Matthew Joseph Lawrence, 33 in the Bloomington area. He will face five third-degree felony counts for possession of drugs, one third-degree felony count of being restricted ... Read More »

FAN OF JOHN LENNON WITH A SPARE MILLION LAYING AROUND?

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A guitar belonging to the late Beatles singer John Lennon that was used in the recording session for “Paperback Writer” is expected to fetch up to £600,000 ($940,000) at an auction of rock ‘n’ roll memorabilia in London this weekend. Although lot 214 — Lennon’s Gretsch 6120 guitar – won’t come cheap, the buyer can rest-assured they have bought “one ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – THERE’S SUCH A THING AS “OVER-PREPPING”

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A 26-year-old St. Louis-area woman is dead after accidentally shooting herself in the head with the gun she bought to protect herself from anticipated Ferguson riots. According to CNN, Becca Campbell died on Friday night after a minor car accident resulted in a major gun accident. [Campbell’s boyfriend] told investigators that as they drove late Friday night, the victim waved ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – BAD JOB COVERING ONE’S TRACKS

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CORALVILLE — A Coralville man is accused of stealing and destroying a computer because he viewed inappropriate material. According to a Coralville Police Department criminal complaint, back on Oct. 26, 43-year-old Billy B. Matiyabo was employed by the City of Coralville as a janitor and maintenance person assigned to the public library. Police said at around 5:30 a.m. Oct. 26, ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – THE IRRESISTIBLE APPEAL OF JUNK FOOD WHEN DRUNK

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A Kentucky police chief was arrested over the weekend after officers found him passed out drunk in the drive-through at Taco Bell. Tyrone Fields, chief of Whitesburg police, was charged early Sunday with drunken driving after officers were called to the fast-food restaurant in Hazard. Police said they found Fields behind the wheel shortly after 1 a.m. but could not ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – DITCH THE TINFOIL HAT

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CHINO VALLEY, AZ (CBS5) - An Arizona woman who spotted mysterious fibers falling from the sky in Chino Valley contacted CBS 5 News looking for answers. “The fibers were so long. They looked like 50- to 60-foot-long solid raindrops,” said Marie Snow. She said she spotted the fibers on Nov. 5 in the mid-afternoon after noticing three military planes in ... Read More »

OXFORD DICTIONARIES 2014 BUZZ WORDS – “VAPE” IS THE WINNER

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The growing popularity of electronic cigarettes has now sparked the notice of the estimable Oxford Dictionaries, which has chosen “vape” as the word of the year for 2014. The word can be a noun or a verb; it beat out contenders such as “bae” and “normcore.” Noting that e-cigarettes have come a long way since the early 1980s, when the ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – JUST LET IT GO, MAN, CUZ IT’S GONE.

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A man who called police to get his marijuana back will serve six months in jail, a Circuit Court judge ruled Monday. According to court documents, officers in March intercepted a shipment going to a home on Green Lakes Drive. They replaced the marijuana inside with a note signed “Mike,” saying the owner could get it back for “a little ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE

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TRUE STORY:  So I went to a 1-year-old’s first birthday party at a public park in Scottsdale yesterday. (My 3rd in 3 days…..ahhhh, obligation).  So the day prior, the baby’s Dad calls the pizza place & orders 4 pizzas to be delivered to, and he explicitly said, “my daughter’s 1st birthday party at noon tomorrow at a a public park ... Read More »