Pete Cummings

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – NEIGHBOR OF THE BEAST

NIKKO JENKINS PLEA ATTEMPT

Forget about some Egyptian serpent god. Nikko Jenkins seems to be channeling Charles Manson. Jenkins told a Douglas County judge during a recent telephone hearing that he “self-mutilated” by trying to carve “666” into his forehead. The problem? Jenkins was looking in a mirror. So he carved the 6s backward — making them look more like upside-down 9s, according to ... Read More »

RADIO JUMBLE ANSWERS FOR ZZ TOP TICKETS

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BLACK CROWES HARD TO HANDLE Clue #1 – Skin impurity   Answer:  BLACKHEAD Clue #2 – Military commander   Answer:  WARLORD Clue #3 – What Pat Benatar puts in her lipstick case   Answer: NOTCHES Congrats to Robert from Tempe for the win! -Pete Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – THROWN UNDER THE BIKE…TWICE

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A DRUNK motorcyclist found lying in the road under his machine by fellow motorists was almost three times the legal limit. Deputy supermarket manager Martin Kennedy, 41, had been unexpectedly called into work on his day off when he set off worse for wear from the previous night, Sunderland magistrates heard. Prosecutor Lee Poppett said a couple in a Nissan ... Read More »

LATEST EVIDENCE FOR GOD’S EXISTENCE

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Call it a match made in environmentalism: Ben & Jerry’s and New Belgium Brewing, both registered “beneficial corporations,” are teaming up to release an ice-cream-flavored beer. There will soon be — in fall 2015 — a Ben & Jerry’s Salted Caramel Brownie Brown Ale Beer. “We’re big fans of New Belgium Brewery, their values, and their fun culture and, of ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU

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Photo not from story below. -Pete EASTPORT, N.Y. (AP) — Police say a Long Island man set his rental car ablaze while trying to kill bedbugs inside the vehicle. Scott Kemery suffered first- and second-degree burns in the incident Tuesday outside an Eastport supermarket. Police say the Bridgehampton resident poured alcohol over the insects, then sat in the car and ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – LYIN’ PYRO

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FREMONT – A Clyde man told authorities he was using spray paint and a lighter as a torch to kill a mouse when he accidentally set fire to his garage. That was one of a few versions Verlin Sexton, 48, told authorities regarding how the fire that destroyed his garage and damaged his house at 625 Ames St. was started, ... Read More »

I’M SURE THERE’S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT….

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A little over four years ago, a week before the 2011 Tohoku earthquake and tsunami, 50 melon-headed whales were found beached in Ibaraki Prefecture, only about 100 kilometers (62 miles) from the earthquake’s epicenter. Now the same omen of bad things to come has happened again. On April 9, about 150 melon-headed whales were found beached in Ibaraki Prefecture. As ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – DRUGS ARE BAD, MMKAY?

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SEATTLE — Police suspect a man was using meth Saturday night when he decided to break into a University District apartment complex, take off all his clothes and hide in a small storage unit. The manager of an apartment building in the 4200 block of Brooklyn Avenue NE call police at around 9 p.m. to complain that a stranger had ... Read More »

AC/DC SHAKE COACHELLA TO ITS’ FOUNDATIONS

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  Wish I’d been there.     -Pete   “I hope you guys like rock & roll,” AC/DC singer Brian Johnson told the crowd at Coachella last night, “because that’s all we do.” The band, in the headlining slot at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, California, performed 20 songs and, as Johnson promised, did not try ... Read More »