Pete Cummings

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – 1 POTATO, 2 POTATO, 3 POTATO, SNORE

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Photo not related to story. -Pete A Placerville man was arrested in Petaluma Thursday afternoon after he broke into a house, had himself a snack of tater tots and set down on a sofa to take a nap, only to be discovered by the startled resident, police said. Around 2 p.m., the homeowner was minding her own business in an ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – SLOPPY KNIEVEL STRIKES AGAIN

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  Robbie Knievel has gone on record saying he’s a “frickin’ drinking, driving daredevil” – and cops believe he’s stayed true to his word – he’s been busted for a felony DUI. According to law enforcement, Knievel (son of the legendary Evil Knievel) caused a brutal 4-car pile-up on a Montana road and fled the scene Tuesday night after blazing ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – F-BOMB EXTRAVA-F***ING-GANZA

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Reds manager Bryan Price went on a profane rant during his daily pregame meeting with reporters Monday, according to the Cincinnati Enquirer. According to the Enquirer, Price was upset with the paper’s report Sunday that catcher Devin Mesoraco was not available to pinch-hit during Sunday’s loss to the Cardinals. During Monday’s meeting, after television cameras had left and about 10 ... Read More »

DOUBLE TROUBLE FOR THE SUNS?

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A Maricopa County grand jury has handed down an indictment against Marcus and Markieff Morris, forwards for the Phoenix Suns. The felony aggravated assault charges stem from an incident at a recreation center in January. The victim, Erik Hood, alleges that the brothers, along with three other men, repeatedly punched and kicked him during a basketball tournament at the Nina ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – LEAVE IT TO THE PROFESSIONALS

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A dad has suffered a DIY tattoo nightmare after misspelling his son’s name in an inking on his arm. Hapless Tom Moffatt, 27 , tattooed ‘Riley’ into his left arm – but soon scribbled over the inking after realising he had misspelt the tot’s name. Moffatt, from Ashton-under-Lyne in Tameside, Greater Manchester, also wrote the name on his hand and ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – NEIGHBOR OF THE BEAST

NIKKO JENKINS PLEA ATTEMPT

Forget about some Egyptian serpent god. Nikko Jenkins seems to be channeling Charles Manson. Jenkins told a Douglas County judge during a recent telephone hearing that he “self-mutilated” by trying to carve “666” into his forehead. The problem? Jenkins was looking in a mirror. So he carved the 6s backward — making them look more like upside-down 9s, according to ... Read More »