Pete Cummings

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – HEISTING A FLAMINGO = ZERO STREET CRED

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HATTIESBURG, MS (WDAM) – A video has surfaced showing 19-year-old Devin Nottis rapping about allegedly stealing a flamingo.The video was posted on a social media app called Snap Chat. Nottis was arrested Oct. 8 in connection to the theft of a Chilean Flamingo from the Hattiesburg Zoo. According to a press release issued by the Hattiesburg Police Department the suspects ... Read More »

WITH HALLOWEEN TWO WEEKS AWAY WE’VE ALREADY REACHED ‘PEAK PUMPKIN’

Annual Heavyweight Pumpkin Contest Held In Half Moon Bay

HALF MOON BAY (CBS SF) — A Napa man breaks the North American record for heaviest pumpkin with his prize-winning gourd coming in at 2,058 pounds Monday morning during Half Moon Bay’s annual Safeway World Championship Pumpkin Weigh-Off. John Hawkley won $13,358 — $6 per pound for his pumpkin plus $1,000 for a state record. His pumpkin was shy of ... Read More »

CRAZY ATLANTIC STORM CURRENTLY SWIRLING LIKE A BASS CLEF

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A massive and spectacular storm has explosively developed in the North Atlantic. The giant comma-shaped swirl expands across almost the entire ocean basin. The storm rapidly intensified between Sunday and Monday. Its central pressure dropped 46 mb in 24 hours (from 1002 mb to 956 mb) – a textbook meteorological bomb. Late Monday, the storm’s pressure likely bottomed out around ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – DR. FAUX

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TUCSON, Ariz. — A Tucson man was arrested last week on charges of criminal impersonation and providing false information to an officer, according to the Arizona Department of Public Safety. Joshua Abeyta, also known as Dr. Anthony Pena, identified himself as a physician to a DPS highway patrol officer after he asked the officer for directions to a hospital in ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – TIMING IS EVERYTHING

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An incompetent Somerset thief found himself with a starring role in his own cops and robbers movie. Lacking only a striped jersey and a bag labelled “swag”, Leslie Paul Ash carefully put on a mask before going into a recycling site late at night. Unfortunately, he donned the mask directly in front of a surveillance camera, was spotted by Somerset ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL

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SAPPORO , Japan, Oct. 2 (UPI) — The Maruyama Zoo in Japan said zookeepers discovered repeated attempts to breed their two spotted hyenas were doomed from the start — both animals are males. The zoo in Sapporo said the hyenas, Kamutori and Kami, were born to different sets of parents at the Daejeon Zoo in South Korea in 2008 and ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – KING KONG-Un

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Kim Jong-un, the North Korean dictator, has become so fat while in office that his ankles have fractured under his own weight, it was reported.  The 31-year-old had to undergo an operation after putting too much strain on his ankles during a gruelling round of official engagements, according to a Pyongyang source who spoke to South Korea’s Chosun Ilbo newspaper. ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL

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  The man who jumped over the White House fence and sprinted through the main floor of the mansion could have gotten even farther had it not been for an off-duty Secret Service agent who was coincidentally in the house and leaving for the night. The agent who finally tackled Omar Gonzalez had been serving on the security detail for ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL

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Amy’s Baking Company founder Samy Bouzaglo — who appeared on “Kitchen Nightmares” — attacked someone with a knife outside his restaurant Saturday … and the footage is CRAZY! The person who shot the video says a drunk guy was eating at the Scottsdale restaurant when Samy’s wife Amy Bouzaglo became enraged and ordered him to leave — and he did. ... Read More »