Pete Cummings

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – CHRISTOPHER CROSS WOULD BE PROUD

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Two homeless men who allegedly stole a sailboat from the Morro Bay harbor and planned to live on the high seas didn’t get very far into their adventure when they lost control of the 20-foot vessel and beached it on a sand spit, police said Tuesday. They were arrested after becoming stranded on the peninsula and calling the Harbor Patrol ... Read More »

STERN REVITALIZING THE KISS PINBALL MACHINE!!

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There was a time when your brand (or your band) could reach a certain status by being featured as the theme on a pinball machine. It was a sign that you had made it to the big time. In the late ’70s, Bally made pins for groups like The Rolling Stones and Kiss, adding another feather to the bands’ caps ... Read More »

U2 PERFORM ON NYC SUBWAY PLATFORM YESTERDAY

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U2 seems to enjoy forcing their music on people unexpectedly, and yesterday, straphangers navigating Grand Central’s subway labyrinth were coerced into attending a concert with Bono & Friends, who performed “Angel of Harlem” by the 42nd Street S shuttle. Cute that you thought you’d be able to read in peace. Stereogum reports the surprise concert was orchestrated by (who else) ... Read More »

MICKEY-D’s IS BRINGING BACK THE HAMBURGLAR – HMMMMMM

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McDonald’s is bringing the Hamburglar back to network television for the first time since 2002, and clearly he’s spent the past 13 years slimming down at the gym and getting his life together. His new look, complete with a slick black trench coat and red leather high tops, is a far cry from the pudgy little red-headed criminal we remember. ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – TIIIIMMMMMBERRR! x 22 = $261,211 IN AGRICULTURAL VANDALISM

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In order to improve the view from his property, a central Bucks County homeowner chopped down 22 trees, according to police. But the trees — valued at $261,211 — were on preserved open space jointly owned by 11 residents of a housing development — the Bedminster Regional Land Conservancy and Solebury Township. Now, David L. Topel, of the 6100 block ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – SHORTEST RELEASE EVER

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Will Arnett from “Let’s Go To Prison!” HAMILTON, Pa. — A 43-year-old Hudson County man on the verge of regaining his freedom ended up right back behind bars on Sunday. Sirbio A. Sanchez of Union City allegedly punched two corrections officers as he was being released from Monroe County Correctional Facility in Pennsylvania, according to a report on PoconoRecord.com. He ... Read More »

RADIO JUMBLE ANSWERS FOR JASON BONHAM TICKETS

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JASON BONHAM Clue #1 – Wake up time for rock stars   Answer: NOON Clue #2 – The way Bonham hits drums   Answer: BASH Clue #3 – What rock stars do together   Answer: JAM Congrats to Jim from Chandler for the win! -Pete Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – DON’T LITTER IF THERE’S A METH LAB IN YOUR CAR

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GALENA, MO – A man from Clever is in jail after a traffic stop on McCord Bend Road in Stone County turned into a drug bust. The Stone County Sheriff’s Department says a deputy pulled over Bart Jett, 33, on Wednesday afternoon for throwing a beer can out of his window. During the traffic stop, the deputy found Jett had ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – TARA REID GETS BOYFRIEND FIRED

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Tara Reid has starred in a lot of garbage over the years, but at least she has The Big Lebowski on her résumé, which is more than most actors can say. It’s fair to assume that after eight-consecutive direct-to-video movies, she may have forgotten she was in the Coen brothers classic, but she referenced her role as Bunny Lebowski in ... Read More »

BONO STILL CAN’T PLAY GUITAR – 5 MONTHS AFTER BIKE ACCIDENT

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It has been five months since his horrific bike accident, but Bono reveals that he is still struggling to get back to normal. The U2 frontman broke his arm in six places, as well as sustaining fractures to his eye socket, his shoulder, his elbow and his left hand, when he came off his bike while cycling in New York’s ... Read More »