TED NUGENT: Twitter Tries to Kill Him
Ted Nugent might have a gotten a call from concerned friends Thursday night wondering if he was still alive.
Some comedians on Twitter started a hashtag called #RIPTedNugent and it quickly spread, with various people dreaming up interesting ways for Nugent to die. Most of them can't be said on the radio, but some clean ones included "Humped to death by an elk," "electrocuted trying to climb into the panda habitat at the San Diego Zoo with a crossbow" and "scratch-induced feline AIDS complications." That last one is a play on "Cat Scratch Fever."