A NEW range of cakes designed to look like the symptoms of GONORRHEA and other sexually transmitted diseases has gone on sale.
The "clapcake" - which also comes in herpes and syphilis - is made from vanilla or chocolate sponge with "anatomically correct" icing.
So now those with a sweet tooth can have their cake and treat it - as they tuck into the sugary equivalent of genital lesions, boils and warts.
The aim of each gross garnish? To put out a cheeky message encouraging Brits to practise safe snacks - sorry, sex.
The range will go on sale in a pop-up shop at London's St Bart's Pathology Museum this weekend.