Newser) – A cringe-worthy item from the crime blotter, as spotted by the Gainesville Sun: Police say a woman grabbed a bottle of bleach and proceeded to soak her ex-boyfriend's lap with it—while he was driving. This, the police report helpfully points out, "produced a burning sensation in the victim's groin" and forced him to pull over in a hurry and drop his pants. Shanay J. Jackson, 19, has been charged with misdemeanor battery.
Holy Shizzle! ~ Ex-Boyfriend Gets Lap Full of Bleach While Driving
Randi Scott -- 04/06/2012