Tag Archives: 4:20 FAIL

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – UNITED AIRLINES OR COMING UNTIED AIRLINES?

Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org The black eyes continue for United Airlines.  Dr. David Dao being dragged off a flight in Chicago ignited worldwide anger against the airline, they recently placed a giant pet rabbit in a freezer for 16 hours, killing it, and now it appears their gate agents in New Orleans are unaware of public domain laws.  Passenger Navang ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – REPREHENSIBLE PARENTING

Photo Credit – www.pixabay.com When your daughter turns 13, what better way to indoctrinate her into the teen years & a future of bad decision-making than furnishing her with enough vodka to land her in the emergency room?  Charles Younger Jr. & Michelle Edwards from Allentown, PA are the exemplary parents in our cross-hairs today who threw a drinking party ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – MAN VS. ARMLESS ROBOT

Photo Credit – https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PnP-Expo-55.jpg In the war of man vs. robots, 41-year-old Jason Sylvain has fired the first salvo on behalf of mankind.  Last week, Jason drunkedly tackled a 300-lb. ARMLESS robot as it patrolled a California parking lot.  I don’t know.  Maybe it called him a nerf-herder or a jawa-lover or something.  Regardless, Jason is facing prowling & public intoxication ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – THE FOUNTAIN OF POO

Photo Credit – pexels.com In further proof that mankind truly has a sick sense of humor & that education is an extremely important aspect of life, in South Thailand villagers near a remote small black pond had been circulating rumors that water from this pond would cure illnesses.  Local health officials in the province decided to investigate & found that ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL: AN ILL-ADVISED EEL-EMA

Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org In a story sure to provide nightmare fuel for the ages, an unnamed man in China’s city of Guangzhou decided on a quite unconventional approach to remedying his constipation.  Having heeded “the word on the street”  he inserted a half-meter long eel up the Back Nine.  A reminder:  eels have pointed jaws, sharp teeth & move ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – CORVETTE BUMMER

Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org Kevin Cullinane of New Hampshire is the latest Granite State resident to exemplify speed-bad-decision-making, getting in 2 car accidents in 7 minutes.  Might be a World Record!  Kevin was driving impaired (the 1st bad decision!) last Saturday night, hit & run another car at 7:15PM in Goffstown, NH.  After speeding away from that uncomfortable scene, Kevin ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – RUBBIN’ THE WRONG WAY

UpLOADed, heh heh…heh heh from condoms….uh, I mean  COMMONS.wikimedia.org   If you are running an illegal prostitution racket out of your massage parlor, it would be wise to do everything in your power to avoid arousing ANY suspicion what-so-ever.  Even if you’re daft enough to board an international flight with $30,000 in duct-taped bundles which is more than you declared ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – DINE & DASH….INTO THE OCEAN

Photo Credit – maxpixel.freegreatpicture.com Gather round my friends & hear the (lobster tail) tale of an Aussie who put a very dramatic twist on the ole’ Dine ‘n’ Dash.  An unnamed 33-year-old guy from the Northern Gold Coast sat down at the Surfer’s Paradise restaurant, downed 2 lobsters, 17 vodka oyster shots and 6 Coronas before ditching the bill & ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – BRITS CAN NEITHER COOK, NOR PRONOUNCE GOOD FOOD

Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org They can’t stay in the EU, they can’t prepare decent food and apparently they can’t even pronounce it either.  So Krispy Kreme is having SUCH A HARD TIME in Great Britain with locals unsure on how to pronounce the business name given the unorthodox spelling they are changing the spelling to C-R-E-A-M.  Brits aren’t sure whether ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – A (TIME) TELLING STATISTIC IN OKC

Photo Credit – pixabay.com I can understand kids these days being baffled by a rotary phone….but ANALOG CLOCKS??   A study done in Oklahoma City showed that 4 out of 5 kids who own an analog watch DON’T KNOW HOW TO READ IT.  The local Boys & Girls Club partnered with Discountwatchstore.com to conduct a survey of kids aged 6-12 ... Read More »