Tag Archives: 4:20 FAIL

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – THE FOUNTAIN OF POO

Photo Credit – pexels.com In further proof that mankind truly has a sick sense of humor & that education is an extremely important aspect of life, in South Thailand villagers near a remote small black pond had been circulating rumors that water from this pond would cure illnesses.  Local health officials in the province decided to investigate & found that ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL: AN ILL-ADVISED EEL-EMA

Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org In a story sure to provide nightmare fuel for the ages, an unnamed man in China’s city of Guangzhou decided on a quite unconventional approach to remedying his constipation.  Having heeded “the word on the street”  he inserted a half-meter long eel up the Back Nine.  A reminder:  eels have pointed jaws, sharp teeth & move ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – CORVETTE BUMMER

Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org Kevin Cullinane of New Hampshire is the latest Granite State resident to exemplify speed-bad-decision-making, getting in 2 car accidents in 7 minutes.  Might be a World Record!  Kevin was driving impaired (the 1st bad decision!) last Saturday night, hit & run another car at 7:15PM in Goffstown, NH.  After speeding away from that uncomfortable scene, Kevin ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – RUBBIN’ THE WRONG WAY

UpLOADed, heh heh…heh heh from condoms….uh, I mean  COMMONS.wikimedia.org   If you are running an illegal prostitution racket out of your massage parlor, it would be wise to do everything in your power to avoid arousing ANY suspicion what-so-ever.  Even if you’re daft enough to board an international flight with $30,000 in duct-taped bundles which is more than you declared ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – DINE & DASH….INTO THE OCEAN

Photo Credit – maxpixel.freegreatpicture.com Gather round my friends & hear the (lobster tail) tale of an Aussie who put a very dramatic twist on the ole’ Dine ‘n’ Dash.  An unnamed 33-year-old guy from the Northern Gold Coast sat down at the Surfer’s Paradise restaurant, downed 2 lobsters, 17 vodka oyster shots and 6 Coronas before ditching the bill & ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – BRITS CAN NEITHER COOK, NOR PRONOUNCE GOOD FOOD

Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org They can’t stay in the EU, they can’t prepare decent food and apparently they can’t even pronounce it either.  So Krispy Kreme is having SUCH A HARD TIME in Great Britain with locals unsure on how to pronounce the business name given the unorthodox spelling they are changing the spelling to C-R-E-A-M.  Brits aren’t sure whether ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – A (TIME) TELLING STATISTIC IN OKC

Photo Credit – pixabay.com I can understand kids these days being baffled by a rotary phone….but ANALOG CLOCKS??   A study done in Oklahoma City showed that 4 out of 5 kids who own an analog watch DON’T KNOW HOW TO READ IT.  The local Boys & Girls Club partnered with Discountwatchstore.com to conduct a survey of kids aged 6-12 ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – NOW THERE’S SOME “REPRESENTIN'”!!!

Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org When you are an elected official, it is expected that you will conduct yourself at all times with the utmost of professionalism & maturity.  It’s expected.  Not everyone always feels the need to deliver.  Take Ohio Rep. Wes Retherford for example.  After Saturday night’s Butler County GOP Lincoln Day Dinner, Wes was found passed out in ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – SINGAPAN SWING

Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org As we all know, International Women’s Day was initiated to help women push for greater equality world-wide.  So it was nice to see one of Singapore’s biggest retailers honor the day by discounting a bunch of items including………two frying pans.  Way to set the Women’s Movement back about 10 years, TANG’S!  Incidentally, only 8 percent of ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – $300,000 PARKING SPACE IN BROOKLYN

Photo Credit – pixabay.com In a glaring example of just exactly how out of touch with reality the New York City real estate market has become, behold the $300,000 PARKING SPACE!  It’s in a Union Street garage in Brooklyn where just a few years ago a space sold for $80,000.  Even AFTER you by the space, there is STILL a ... Read More »