Tag Archives: Florida

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – GOD MAY BE YOUR CO-PILOT BUT DON’T LET JESUS NAVIGATE

Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org Jesus may save, but arguably he might drive like an a55#0le, too.  52-year-old Florida woman Kristin Betz tailgated a Lakes County Sheriff’s deputy for a few miles until pulling into the center lane right next to the officer, staring him down.  She then swerved over towards his vehicle three times almost causing an accident.  He pulled ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – ESCAPE FLIGHT OUTTA FLA.? PREPARE TO TAKE A 2nd MORTGAGE ON YOUR HOME

Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org There’s nothing like shamelessly attempting to profit off of human suffering, amiright?  Some would argue it’s the American Way!  Well, the American AIRLINES way, anyway.  Kudos to American & Delta Airlines who’ve been gouging their one-way fares out of Florida in an attempt to capitalize on peoples’ desperate need to evacuate the expected pathway of one ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – TOO CHEAP FOR A WEB AD

Photo Credit – www.flickr.com If you’re a creepy old man seeking a Sugar Baby, I get it.  There are some socially-acceptable methods of seeking out this unorthodox arrangement amongst two consenting adults but handing out business cards to every nubile-looking young lady on the beach in Daytona, Florida is NOT one of them.  73-year-old Richard Basaraba was walking the beach handing ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – A PERFECTLY REASONABLE RESPONSE

Photo Credit – www.pixabay.com No longer is broaching the Earth- or airspace of an old white man’s Florida lawn the prerequisite for an armed response.  Now merely coming with reasonable proximity to his DRIVEWAY PAVERS with phone company work trucks was enough for retired firefighter Jorge Jove, 64 of Hialeah, FL to admittedly go “bananas”, whip out his Ruger .357 ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – POKEMON NO GO

Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org You may recall last week when I disclosed the results of a Harvard study showing the uptick in Pokemon Go players’ exercise while playing the game was nominal at best & quickly faded after the game had been out for two weeks.  Nintendo was so quick to point out the potential benefits that they couldn’t see ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – OH, YEAH WE’LL BE RIGHT OVER……

Photo Credit – en.wikipedia.org When given the command to evacuate your home because one of the most brutal hurricane in years is barreling down towards your area most people heed the warning & scram. A defiant and stupid few tend to think they know better than Emergency Management Agencies, NOAA, the National Weather Service & State governors and opt to ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – WE’D ALL LIKE TO DO IT……

Photo Credit – en.wikipedia.org Before I unleash today’s 4:20 FAIL, I’m sorry if I may offend some of you when I voice this opinion of mine: if you are over 21 and you downloaded Pokemon Go on your phone & didn’t do it to spend some quality time with your young child, you might want to seriously re-evaluate some of ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – HOLD MY ROSARY & WATCH THIS!

Photo Credit – www.flickr.com If you feel the need to pray before you drive, perhaps you should re-evaluate the locale in which you live.  And if you feel the need to pray WHILE driving, maybe KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN!  Fort Walton Beach, Florida resident Ruqiyyah Abdur-Rakeeb-Sadiq did not receive this memo.  While zipping through a neighborhood East of Pensacola, she ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – HELLUVA NEGOTIATION

Photo Credit – commons.wikimedia.org  As a prostitute, your negotiation skills should be honed to a “T”.  The art of the deal is never so delicate as when your haggling over a snuggle.  Therefore, as a lady of the evening, you have to understand that your quarry might be a bit flighty in their decision-making & well, chicken out.  If that’s ... Read More »

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – A VODKA EMERGENCY

Photo Credit – gv.wikipedia.org As with so many things in life open to interpretation, everyone’s got their own definition.  Take the word, “emergency”.  To most, it indicates a rare urgent scenario where, most likely some emergency responders’ involvement is required to preserve life.  Ask Florida man Jack Means what constitutes an emergency & he’ll tell you naturally, that’d be a ... Read More »