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NEVER SCHEDULE ANYTHING ON A FRIDAY!

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Face it…we *all* know that Friday, is a complete blowoff. They say, “Never buy anything made on a Monday, or a Friday.” That’s actually pretty good advice. In fact, if we could eliminate *both* days from the work-week, I believe that’s something we could get universal agreement upon. Either way…Thursday, is the unofficial end of the productive work-week anyway. So…let’s ... Read More »

HOW DID WE GET HERE?

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My whole week is off. I don’t know if it was the holiday, or not. Just feels a bit…off. Tough to put a finger on it. Either way, we’re here now. So, lets make the best of it. Here’s today’s nonsense. When you’re right…you’re right. Pretty awesome. How can you tell? You’re in Oregon! This…is just creepy. Why does someone ... Read More »

Are those your pants ringing, sir?

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http://www.abc15.com/news/national/suspected-cell-phone-thief-arrested-when-cop-calls-number-and-it-rings-in-his-pocket   Read More »

SHORT WEEK? SWEET!

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I swear…I thought it was Monday on the way in. Imagine the pleasant surprise! Can’t really complain about a short week! Especially when we’ve got stupidity like this to get us through! Staged? Nerds! Nobody calls Jimmy Conway a nerd! Perhaps this, is punitive punishment for the movie, “Mortdecai?” “BRAIIIIINS!” Because, Florida. Patriots fans…are 12-year old girls…Pt. 1 Patriots fans…are ... Read More »

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!

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Well…it’s the unofficial kick-off to Summer. The kids are out of school. The snowbirds are gone. It’s all about enjoying everything that comes with living in the Valley. Wherever you may go this weekend, please be safe. And, please take a moment to remember *why* we have Monday off. Now then…let’s get stupid! YIKES! I see your annoying Javelina, and ... Read More »

HAPPY “RED NOSE” DAY!

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So…you’re probably seeing a lot of people sporting “red/clown noses” today. Here’s why… Well…Dave’s gone now. My favorite thing he would do, was blatantly deride those guests he thought were idiots. That may have been his greatest skill. Well..they sell millions. So…*someone* likes them. Joe Gone Broke! Usually…you have to pay extra for that kind of action. It does look ... Read More »