TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL –

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL –

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Discretion is a many-splendored thing.  Some have it, some don’t.  It is safe to say a former caretaker at an assisted-living facility in Sandusky, Ohio who performed a lap dance for a 100-year-old dementia patient DOES NOT in fact possess ANY discretion.   Back in December, 26-year-old Brittany Fultz of Marblehead, Ohio was filmed performing a provocative lap dance for the man then proceeded to flash him her breasts & buttocks according to the police report.  Her attorney argued it was just a good-natured prank and he could’ve refused at any time but chose to let her continue.  She ended up being charged with gross sexual imposition & lost her gig.  I did not realize that assisted-living homes were the new “minor leagues” for up & coming topless dancers.  What was she THINKIN’??  He’s 100!  The only way he “made it rain” on her was when she accidentally stepped on the tube to his colostomy bag.

SOURCE: http://www.wsaz.com/content/news/Caretaker-filmed-performing-sexual-dance-on-100-year-old-man-414481743.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark