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If you are too dumb to know that there is NO American currency denomination above a $100 bill in circulation, you are probably also too dumb to be a drug dealer. You will only incriminate yourself because you’re too dumb not to. Take Iowa’s Dennis Strickland who attempted to deposit a “million dollar bill” into his bank account in Sioux City last Thursday. Sure hope he didn’t give somebody a million dollars worth of meth in exchange for that paper! Cops were immediately called to the bank & while asking a rustling-papers-in-his-pocket Strickland if he had any more bills in his pocket, he yanked a bag of meth from his pocket like a magician pulling a rabbit outta the hat. Easy arrest, he’s still sitting in jail & probably waiting for one of his homies to come bail him out with a billion-dollar bill so they can get change & buy a beat-up ’80’s motor home & a car wash a la Walter White.