TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – A MILLION TO ONE PARTICULAR IDIOT

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – A MILLION TO ONE PARTICULAR IDIOT

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If you are too dumb to know that there is NO American currency denomination above a $100 bill in circulation, you are probably also too dumb to be a drug dealer.  You will only incriminate yourself because you’re too dumb not to.  Take Iowa’s Dennis Strickland who attempted to deposit a “million dollar bill” into his bank account in Sioux City last Thursday.  Sure hope he didn’t give somebody a million dollars worth of meth in exchange for that paper!  Cops were immediately called to the bank & while asking a rustling-papers-in-his-pocket Strickland if he had any more bills in his pocket, he yanked a bag of meth from his pocket like a magician pulling a rabbit outta the hat.  Easy arrest, he’s still sitting in jail &  probably waiting for one of his homies to come bail him out with a billion-dollar bill so they can get change & buy a beat-up ’80’s motor home & a car wash a la Walter White.

SOURCE: http://www.fox9.com/news/272433119-story?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark