TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – EVER DIVE INTO A PARKING LOT?

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – EVER DIVE INTO A PARKING LOT?

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Mr. Mackey from South Park was right, kids.  “Drugs are bad,  mmmkay?”  

Attempt not to follow anonymous Ann Arbor, Michigan man’s example after ingesting LSD.  He is accused of chasing seagulls NAKED in Petoskey State Park before returning to the parking lot and DIVING INTO THE PAVEMENT.  Read that again: DIVING INTO THE PAVEMENT.  Troopers tried to arrest him but he became combative & threatened one of them.  He was eventually corralled & taken to a hospital for treatment of injuries he sustained after DIVING INTO THE PAVEMENT.  Charges are pending as is, perhaps, some serious life reflection.  Despite having ingested LSD in college, NEVER, and I stress NEVER did DIVING INTO THE PAVEMENT seem like a rational or well-measured decision.

SOURCE: https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/naked-ann-arbor-man-arrested-after-chasing-seagulls-at-petoskey-state-park?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark