TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – TOO MUCH PEPPERONI

TODAY’S 4:20 FAIL – TOO MUCH PEPPERONI

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For those of you who like the risk of having sex in public, even THIS sordid tale will leave you shaking your heads.  Last February, 29-year-old Daniella Hirst and and 31-year-old Craig Smith of England had just ordered pizza & were reminiscing about all the places they’d done it in public when the saucy chat got the best of them.  They proceeded to engage in sexual acts INCLUDING INTERCOURSE in front of the Domino’s front counter all lovingly captured in high definition on the restaurants CCTV camera.  Musta been the whiff of sausage she got while standing there?  I’m guessing Romeo finished in 30 seconds or less after which she probably said, “Excuse me but I ordered the 9″.”  And ironically enough, Court Magistrates reached their guilty verdict in 30 minutes so, you know, it was free.  BONUS:  Smith was found guilty in absentia ’cause he WAS ALREADY INCARCERATED on a different charge!  Way to pick ’em, Daniella!

SOURCE: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/couple-has-sex-in-dominos-pizza-then-justice-is-served_us_59c52dffe4b0cdc77330d7a8