In this episode: Middle School, Greatest Monster Movie Ever, Honorable Mention, M&NP’s Storytime, Rideshare Surge Pricing, Dumbass of the Day, Ketchup Shortage, Replacement Condiments, We’re All Vaccinated, No Alcohol in the Dexcom Facilities, Prince Phillip, Countess of Wessex, Field Sobriety Test, and the Big Three at 9.