HOW DID WE GET HERE?

HOW DID WE GET HERE?

My whole week is off. I don’t know if it was the holiday, or not. Just feels a bit…off. Tough to put a finger on it. Either way, we’re here now. So, lets make the best of it. Here’s today’s nonsense.

When you’re right…you’re right.

Pretty awesome.

How can you tell? You’re in Oregon!

This…is just creepy. Why does someone even have this?

It’s Louisiana. I’ve lived there. They’ll eat anything.

She can *never* say he doesn’t love her.

“There can be only one…”

Shoulda bought ‘mur’kin.'”

“Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!”

When a petty thief, calls the Commissioner names…does anyone listen?

And now, he gets to visit “Penal-Land!”

How much, is a “sh*t-ton?”

Sure. Why not?

Fiddy…got KO‘d.

Yet another reason to hate NASCAR.

Was the original *really* that good? No. No, it wasn’t.

Conan The Septuagenarian.

Please…stop.

I…have a particular set of steak-knives!

Great! Because when I want “healthy…”

Welcome to Wednesday!

Yeah…*that’s* what it’s for.

…and finally,

Parker Lewis, remembers.

Thanks For Listening!

-NP