Hit it a little hard yesterday, did you? I’m betting a lot of “sick-days” being utilized today. “Mexican St. Patrick’s Day” will do that. Lots of drunkenness throughout the Valley yesterday. Hope you pulled through as best you could. Given today’s laid-back vibe, here’s some stuff we talked about (and some we didn’t), from this morning’s show.

Wait! That’s a “crime!” Good thing the M.i.B. weren’t aware.

…and did nothing.

Cue: Slew of *completely timely* Mike Tyson jokes, in 3…2…

Are we sure it’s not just the “Scrubbing Bubbles,” doing their thing?


Oooh…Windex-breath! Sweet?

We’re not gonna fall for the “banana in the tailpipe.”

Notice this is from “Ask Men.”


“Is very bad to steal Jobu’s rum. Is *very* bad.”

Who cares?

I may love this woman.

Because, they can.

Please. Stop.

Please. Stop.

Please. Stop.

Uh oh…

“Don’t fruit the beer.”

If you’re looking for something to do when you’re bored?

…and finally,

It simply doesn’t get *any* better than this:


Thanks for listening! Enjoy your day!