IS THIS WEEK GOING SLOW?

IS THIS WEEK GOING SLOW?

I know it’s tough to think about. But, this week seems to be dragging. With it being only Wednesday, I’m sure you need a *ton* of nonsense to get you through. I’ll do my best for ya.

Repeat after me: “It’s almost over!”

How is this still a thing?

Nice job, fatty.

Better special effects than half the TV shows I grew up watching

Did I mention it’s “Monster Week?”

“I wish I was a little bit taller…I wish I was a baller.”

…and that’ll do it.

He’s the best!

Why?

I actually want to see this!

Have at it!

Best idea since suggesting they discuss race.

How many “God’s-Eyes” do you think that is?

Good advice.

This is what happens when you have no blocking.

Anything to get you to forget you’re in Fresno.

Yeah…his language is the thing people should be outraged over.

Yes. They’re heroes!

Awwwww!

Still think drafting a kicker in the 1st round is stupid? Yes…yes it is.

Buffet Ninja!

Isn’t there really only one way?

Here’s something you’ll never hear: “Vin Diesel’s got talent!”

On the other hand.

…and finally,

In news that should shock exactly nobody

 

Enjoy your Wednesday! Thanks for listening!

-NP