NEVER SCHEDULE ANYTHING ON A FRIDAY!

NEVER SCHEDULE ANYTHING ON A FRIDAY!

Face it…we *all* know that Friday, is a complete blowoff. They say, “Never buy anything made on a Monday, or a Friday.” That’s actually pretty good advice. In fact, if we could eliminate *both* days from the work-week, I believe that’s something we could get universal agreement upon. Either way…Thursday, is the unofficial end of the productive work-week anyway. So…let’s start screwing off now. Shall we?

The Internet, is one of the most creative environments on earth.

The Internet, is one of the most disturbing environments on earth.

Anyone want to take odds on whether, or not this guy, is single?

How about finishing the album? Is that too much to ask?

This…kinda makes sense. Sorta.

So much for getting National Championship games.

Yeah…that’s it.

Well, the correlation, is in the story above. If it’s too loud…you’re too fat!

And this, is why *I* half-ass it…every day.

As cool as this looks…you’ll *never* be Ray’s Pizza. NEVER!

You know, if the movie kicks ass, I don’t care. Is this really Hollywood’s biggest problem?

Such a criminally overlooked band.

As it should be.

Cue: “Lifestyle” jokes, in 3…2…

Serendipity.

Oh sure…if it weren’t for a rib, you wouldn’t even *be* here!

…of course.

This guy seems way too excited (NSFW!)

…and finally,

I read somewhere that the avg. commute in the Valley, is something like 24 minutes. I call “shenanigans!”

Enjoy the day!

-NP