NOTHING WRONG WITH TODAY

NOTHING WRONG WITH TODAY

Some days feel better than others. Today, is a *good* day. Do I feel this way because Tom Brady got suspended? Perhaps. Do I feel this way because the sun is shining? Perhaps. Do I feel this way because I got *tons* of sleep last night? Perhaps. No matter what…Today, feels *much* better than yesterday. I have a great feeling about the stupidity we’re going to present you. Enjoy!

“I wish I could tell you, the sisters had the best kush.”

Bored in the store?

One of the immutable laws of comedy is; Florida = Gold

The guy made it ten miles!

Detectives Hansel & Gretel had no comment.

You may *never* drink it again after reading this.

I see your Florida…and raise you a Galveston, TX

Florida, responds.

Attendees reaction included; “Who?”

Proof the kid *can* actually complete a pass.

I may cancel!

Pete Rose, is dying.

This, is a good thing.

Cool.

Please make a note of it.

Too much time spent, can certainly set you on your way.

“Like”

You know you’re one of them.

Sweet!

For the money you pay, someone is definitely getting screwed (NSFW!)

…and finally,

Enjoy your lunch!

Happy Tuesday!

-NP