SHORT WEEK? SWEET!

SHORT WEEK? SWEET!

I swear…I thought it was Monday on the way in. Imagine the pleasant surprise! Can’t really complain about a short week! Especially when we’ve got stupidity like this to get us through!

Staged?

Nerds!

Nobody calls Jimmy Conway a nerd!

Perhaps this, is punitive punishment for the movie, “Mortdecai?”

BRAIIIIINS!”

Because, Florida.

Patriots fans…are 12-year old girls…Pt. 1

Patriots fans…are 12-year old girls…Pt. 2

Patriots fans…are 12-year old girls…Pt. 3

Sign him!

Well…it *is* an antiseptic. Perhaps they were just cleaning it?

In a related story…Johnny Depp was horrible in “Mortdecai”

He, has risen!

…and finally,

So…I *agree?* with Sharon Osbourne?

Enjoy the day!

-NP