It’s Tuesday, January 12th, and here is Mark & Neanderpaul’s Dumbass of the Day!   ‘World’s unluckiest burglars’ arrested after pocket-dialing police during robbery. https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/08/uk/unlucky-burglars-pocket-dial-gbr-scli-intl/index.html Florida man jailed after ‘snoring…

Here is Mark & Neanderpaul’s Dumbass of the Day for Monday, January 11th! 10 moving boxes full of marijuana found in Somerset County home. https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/10-moving-boxes-full-of-marijuana-found-in-somerset-county-home/ The Dumbass of the Day…

Here is Mark & Neanderpaul’s Dumbass of the Day for Friday! Florida man stomps the roof of a police SUV for an Instagram video. It got him jailed in Miami. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article248266165.html…

Here is Mark & Neanderpaul’s Dumbass of the Day for Thursday! Pa. man charged with taking police cruiser with K-9 inside; claimed his father is the sun. https://www.pennlive.com/news/2021/01/pa-man-charged-with-taking-police-cruiser-with-k-9-inside-claimed-his-father-is-the-sun.html   The…

Here is Mark & Neanderpaul’s Official Dumbass of the Day for your Wednesday! Chattanooga woman charged with leaving 1-year-old in car while celebrating New Year’s Eve. https://newschannel9.com/news/local/chattanooga-woman-charged-with-leaving-1-year-old-in-car-while-celebrating-new-years-eve   The Dumbass of…

Here’s your “Two for Tuesday” edition of the Dumbass of the Day! Fire extinguisher dry off lands Florida man in jail. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2020/12/31/fire-extinguisher-dry-off-lands-florida-man-in-jail/ Iowa State Patrol clocks driver at 114 mph…

Here is the FIRST Mark & Neanderpaul’s Dumbass of the Day of the New Year, and coincidently, also for Monday, January 4th! Man runs from TSA checkpoint at JFK after…