Tuesday *used* to serve a purpose. It was the day new albums were released. It was the day we heard “two-fers” all day. Neither of those things happen now. So..I ask you; “Why are we doing this?” Can’t we just do away with Tuesday, and lose a day in the work-week? With all of the Presidential campaigning going on already, that’s a concept that I can get behind. In fact…if I’m ever elected President, I will make it my priority, to eliminate Tuesday from your week. I’m Paul…and I approve this nonsense.
Perhaps some DeCaf?
This seems both appropriate & excessive.
Bacon is a hell of a drug.
Natural selection fail.
She blinded me with science?
That…would be funny.
Robert Kraft…is that oblivious uncle.
Upon further review, they’re picking up the flag for unnecessary roughness.
So…what will he do next?
Still better than Ed Sheeran.
Thanks for listening!