THERE’S NO NEED FOR TODAY

THERE’S NO NEED FOR TODAY

Tuesday *used* to serve a purpose. It was the day new albums were released. It was the day we heard “two-fers” all day. Neither of those things happen now. So..I ask you; “Why are we doing this?” Can’t we just do away with Tuesday, and lose a day in the work-week? With all of the Presidential campaigning going on already, that’s a concept that I can get behind. In fact…if I’m ever elected President, I will make it my priority, to eliminate Tuesday from your week. I’m Paul…and I approve this nonsense.

Perhaps some DeCaf?

Australia

Newly reduced!

Difficulty: Florida

AWESOME!

This seems both appropriate & excessive.

Bacon is a hell of a drug.

Natural selection fail.

She blinded me with science?

That…would be funny.

Robert Kraft…is that oblivious uncle.

Upon further review, they’re picking up the flag for unnecessary roughness.

Thanks Obama!

Hummalabaybalabeebalaboobalahummalabaybalabeebalabop!

Giggity!

So…what will he do next?

Still better than Ed Sheeran.

…and finally,

Sweden

Thanks for listening!

-NP