WELCOME TO A NEW WEEK!

WELCOME TO A NEW WEEK!

No matter how good the weekend, we have to get back to work. Thankfully, we can distract you with some of the stupidity from today’s show! Here’re a few of the things we mocked today:

Yes, but poor people drink more paint thinner!

Next time you’re passed on the 101 by some sanctimonious parent, touting the virtues of their little snowflake’s Jr. High achievements…

Robert Plant has no idea who he just played with.

Thanks for hanging with us every morning, and don’t forget to follow the show on Twitter!

Enjoy your Monday!

-NP